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Funny Dan quotes part 3 -
“Well, Ben’s and Chris’ dads have both been in bands. My dad just… I don’t know, he just went to the pub!”
“People don’t understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.”
“If you touch me, I swear to god I’ll combust!”
“Well……I don’t know how a bra works.”
“The camera will pan across and everyone will go, ‘famous person, famous person…… three guys sitting with their mums!’”
“Has anyone — oh, time to pull our pants up [pulls up his pants] — Uh, I was going to say, has anyone ever pulled their dick?”
“Our toliets just suck”
“I like to influence girls.”
“You can always trust your dog. It’s the best. You know why they love you and why they respond to you. Maybe it’s because you feed them or something.”
“You want me to spit on you? You’re stupid! I’ve got herpes and all other different diseases.”
“I’m a genie in a bottle baby, come come come and fuck me now.”
“there was a time in Germany and I really needed a piss so I put my guitar down and dashed off and Ben and Chris were on stage for five minutes while I was backstage looking everywhere for a toilet. I had to explain to everyone where I’d gone.” (most embarrassing moment)
“Whatever — that’s what you say in LA. You say WHATEVER!”
“I smell flowers.” (when asked if they do drugs)
“I am Cornholio….who here is sexy?”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh2toSM0g1rn773ao1_400.jpg)
Funny Dan quotes part 3 -
“Well, Ben’s and Chris’ dads have both been in bands. My dad just… I don’t know, he just went to the pub!”
“People don’t understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.”
“If you touch me, I swear to god I’ll combust!”
“Well……I don’t know how a bra works.”
“The camera will pan across and everyone will go, ‘famous person, famous person…… three guys sitting with their mums!’”
“Has anyone — oh, time to pull our pants up [pulls up his pants] — Uh, I was going to say, has anyone ever pulled their dick?”
“Our toliets just suck”
“I like to influence girls.”
“You can always trust your dog. It’s the best. You know why they love you and why they respond to you. Maybe it’s because you feed them or something.”
“You want me to spit on you? You’re stupid! I’ve got herpes and all other different diseases.”
“I’m a genie in a bottle baby, come come come and fuck me now.”
“there was a time in Germany and I really needed a piss so I put my guitar down and dashed off and Ben and Chris were on stage for five minutes while I was backstage looking everywhere for a toilet. I had to explain to everyone where I’d gone.” (most embarrassing moment)
“Whatever — that’s what you say in LA. You say WHATEVER!”
“I smell flowers.” (when asked if they do drugs)
“I am Cornholio….who here is sexy?”
(Source: untangle-u-from-me)
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